you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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