I am puke
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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