Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
That's intense
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
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