I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
Send help, water and tortillas.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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