Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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