kristin has been a bad kristin
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I deserve this hangover.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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