i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
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You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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