no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
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Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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