I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
why is half of my head shaved?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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