Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
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