Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Randomize
