You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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