So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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