Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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