Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
that is very illegal...i love you.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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