You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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