Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
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She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
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We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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