He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
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just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
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I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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