so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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