Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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