Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
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If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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