I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
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His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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