did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
17 year olds will be the death of me.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
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