i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Dicks are not precious.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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