Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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