sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
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No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
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He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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