kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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