the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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