I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
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Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
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