: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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