You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
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its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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