A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
wow bdsm is so cute
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