Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
Went to anytime fitness at 3:34 am drunk after the the bar and getting whataburger. Lifted weights with my cheeseburger between my knees. That's called DEDICATION.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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