i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
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Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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