Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
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Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
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