Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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