We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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