im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
