I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
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He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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