We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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