Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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