..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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