its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
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