Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
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I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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