i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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