I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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