remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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