she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
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I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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