It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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