Porn is love you can see.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
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I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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