His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
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As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
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