Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
Randomize
