Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
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I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
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Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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