i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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