We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
