You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing